Spoiler alert: It’s a lot.

Just lovely…

“We hope that Dr Motsepe will be able to tackle all the issues confronting football today”.

RIP, Cliff Simon.

Two 14-year-old teenagers went missing while walking alongside the Liebenbergsvlei river.

The EFF called on the North Gauteng High Court to find the Minister’s instruction unlawful and invalid.

When the Society of Editors received backlash for its comment, the body said it was defending freedom of speech.

The Democratic Alliance says it would be impossible to track electoral fraud without a voter’s full ID number

Another meeting has been arranged for Friday.

The Unemployment Insurance Fund confirmed their “finances are sound”.

Cabinet agreed to a comprehensive review of the student funding policy.

The AI tool analyses audio samples to accurately measure patients’ COVID-19 status.

The recently discovered flaw was found in the popular app named Call Recorder which reportedly has been downloaded over a million times.

“Wu’s efforts not only changed public health in China but that of the entire world”.

WhatsApp delayed the rollout of its updated privacy policy to 15 May 2021, following backlash.

Meghan Markle is reportedly worried that Piers Morgan’s insensitivity towards mental health adds to the stigma.

A password will be required when you restore from the backup.

Zolani Matthews is 64, older than the Prasa retirement age.

The lions were found still devouring the victim’s body and were both immediately shot and killed by the rangers.

“The disparity between men and women not only remains – it is growing alarmingly, largely thanks to the global pandemic”.

The EFF says systems of oppression must be confronted

South Africa has a score of 79.

Kim said that type of media exposure “can really break even the strongest person”, and that “no one deserves to be treated with such cruelty”.

The incident follows just days after multiple children lost their lives to gang violence.

Search and rescue attempts are underway.

“With this facility, we aim to cut indirect and direct costs of trade associated with border post effectiveness and efficiency”, AfreximBank said.

The dreaded Asteroid Apophis is here…

Authorities from Eastern Cape and Limpopo call on the public to assist in locating two missing teenagers. The disappearances are unrelated.

Thankfully Gina the Cat showed no ill-effects from her two-day stay inside the wall and lived to tell the tale. Or meaw her tale, if you will.

Beam us up, Scotty!

SpaceX’s Starship rocket prototype SN10 is the third prototype to explode after launch, following the SN8 in December 2020 and the SN9 in February 2021.

Elon Musk said on social media that Starship’s SN10 prototype flight test was postponed due to pre-set standards around the rocket’s thrust.

A local ruling from SA’s Information Regulator may stop WhatsApp from going ahead with its proposed changes.

At the time of publishing, 76 037 healthcare workers have to date received their vaccinations

The new logo bore more than a slight resemblance to the moustache worn by Charlie Chaplin, Oliver Hardy and most problematically, Adolf Hitler.

Pinelands High School this year introduced a new school crest and motto after ditching the old ‘Jan Van Riebeeck’ crest.

Six Dr Seuss books will no longer be published due to racist imagery which “portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong”.

The suspect is still at large and the motive for the murder is unknown at this stage.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 514 815, along with 50 271 deaths and 1 433 320 recoveries.

Numsa welcomed Putco’s decision to halt retrenchments.

EFF said in a statement that Minister Zweli Mkhize must be removed from office “to save the nation from consistent mistruths and manufacturer bias”.

Two pedestrians were killed in Kempton Park, and a driver from Potchefstroom lost his life in a rollover.

No foul play is suspected.

Unknown suspects opened fire on the group of five men, killing four.

Solly Tshitangano will appear before the Standing Committee on Public Accounts in Parliament this week.

February’s full moon is known as the Snow Moon, and will shine its brightest this weekend.

The “rapid rollout of the vaccine to healthcare workers is a critical first step in the three-phase national vaccination roll out plan”.

Could the new CEO finally be Prasa’s saving grace?

New CEO Xolani Matthews said he is “determined to deliver high-quality service and build a stable, fiscally prudent, modern company”.

The 15-year-old teen was sitting in front of a house when suspects started shooting randomly.

Strini Chetty is wanted in connection with the deaths of Bradley Hiralall and Bilquees Hussain

As of Friday evening, government administered a total of 63 648 COVID-19 vaccines.

The National Prosecuting Authority of South Africa (NPA) on Friday confirmed that Dumisani Ronald Mkhwanazi – the man responsible for killing Palesa Madiba in August 2013 – was sentenced to life imprisonment. Madiba was murdered in Phiri, Soweto in 2013 while visiting her friend Matshidiso Mkhwanazi for a sleepover, the accused’s niece. Her remains were […]

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 510 778, along with 49 784 deaths and 1 426 417 recoveries.

The Fresh Prince of Los Angeles?

“The school has not been opened yet because the construction has not been complete”.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 509 124, along with 49 667 deaths and 1 424 401 recoveries.

Rescuers responded to more than 50 callouts on Wednesday evening.

The first season of Netflix’s Ginny & Georgia ended on a dramatic cliff hanger.

The new Google Arts & Culture page enables people all over the world to explore SA virtually.

Elon Musk is back with more Dogecoin tweets.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 507 448 along with 49 523 deaths and 1 422 622 recoveries.

Here’s what the province has planned for smart cities, special economic zones and public transport.

The EFF said finance minister Tito Mboweni and the National Treasury “have run out of ideas”.

The South African Rand began on the back foot ahead of the budget speech this week. Here’s how the ZAR fluctuated during Tito Mboweni’s 2021 budget speech.

Eddie was fitted for a prosthetic front leg that would allow him to take some of the weight off is good front leg.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 505 586 along with 49 413 deaths and 1 419 459 recoveries.

Tiger Woods sustained multiple leg injuries.

“We continue to call on world leaders to support the COVAX facility to ensure rapid and equitable access to Covid-19 vaccines for all countries”.

Port Elizabeth, Berlin, Uitenhage and King Williams Town now have new names.

Meet 29-year-old Hayley Arceneaux.

The EFF says “white supremacy groups have the audacity to invade beaches in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, block roads and burn police vehicles”.

There reportedly two occupants in the vehicle.

Seven of the ten police stations with the highest reported murders in the country are located in the Western Cape.

“These boys were going to be our future”.

No arrests have been made at this stage.

The Zimbabwe High Court barred Econet Wireless from sending unsolicited COVID-19 texts.

Four suspects accused of killing 50-year-old Siyabonga Mbobo in 2016 were given life sentences this week.

Police Minister Bheki Cele blamed the EFF for trying to weaponise South Africa’s GBV epidemic politically.

The E484K mutation was also found in the South African and Brazilian COVID-19 strains.

Kim and Kanye allegedly won’t be contesting their prenuptial agreement.

The armed suspects have fled the scene.

The Economic Freedom Fighters call for a full investigation “into the climate and culture of the school”.

Here are the best- and worst-rated space movies from ‘Interstellar’ and ‘The Martian’ to ‘Apollo 13’ and ‘Gravity’.

Look out for a banner in your chat list with additional information about the privacy policy.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 498 766 along with 48 708 deaths and 1 403 214 recoveries.

Landing confirmed, Perseverance is alive.

Photographs of a stray pack of bright blue dogs in Russia went viral on social media this week.

“It presents an opportunity to build a local skills base and lead the country into a new era of energy generation and demand for its platinum group metals”.

It’s Mars Landing day!

Lake Salda in Turkey will help guide the search for ancient life on Mars. Here’s how.

According to the SAHRC, the Vaal is now polluted beyond acceptable
standards.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 496 439 along with 48 478 deaths and 1 399 829 recoveries.

Perseverance was designed to search for astrobiological evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars.

Prince Philip was admitted to the King Edward VII Hospital in London. Here’s why.

South Africa currently has a cumulative COVID-19 caseload of 1 494 119 along with 48 313 deaths and 1 494 119 recoveries.

Qiniso van Damme looked like a dream.

SpaceX effectively cut off the United States’ reliance on Russia to ferry astronauts into space, so this should be interesting.

An undisclosed amount of money was stolen.

R.I.P Falcon 9 B5 B1059.6.