Analysts: Rabada Magic almost as potent as Madiba Magic

By Hansie Smit 27-01-16 14:59

PRETORIA (In Other News) – Bowling 13 Englishmen out for 144 runs have put cricketing sensation Kagiso Rabada within a wand’s reach of Nelson Mandela as far as mojo is concerned. Magic analysts called the 20-year-old’s heroics at Centurion “spellbinding”, but warned he still had a long way to go to match Madiba.

Virginity test row in bursary scheme

By Peter Church 26-01-16 13:58

A bursary programme that prescribes that young women must not only be virgins to qualify for a bursary, but should remain virgins in order not to be kicked off from the programme could be investigated by the South African Human Rights Commission (SAHRC).

Local man tries to enter UK with “scrapbook passport”, fails

By Hansie Smit 22-01-16 10:44

LONDON (In Other News) – Inspired by Mos Def’s world passport saga, a South African man tried to enter the UK with a document he “created during scrapbook class”. He was denied access. The man, who asked to remain anonymous, said he felt betrayed by the UK authorities as sharing his personal and family history with an immigration official was a private matter.

Residents in Cape Town block of flats missing the sun

By Hansie Smit 20-01-16 12:19

CAPE TOWN (In Other News) – It’s been almost a week since Zenzile Subisiso has seen the sun. A resident in a block of flats that was draped with a large banner on the weekend, Subisiso said she’d completely lost track of time and have trouble sleeping at night “whenever that is”.

M-Net will fight Cliff with Mike Ross from Suits

By Hansie Smit 19-01-16 08:01

JOHANNESBURG (In Other News) – The network said they were aware of the fact that the actor didn’t have a law degree, either in real life or in the series, but that he proved himself “many times over, especially in season 3”. They hope to fly the US star to South Africa as soon as possible so he can familiarise himself with local laws.

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New year, new lows for beleaguered Rand

By 1st Contact 11-01-16 11:01

The New Year started off with one of the worst market crashes in decades. The Chinese markets fell drastically and closed prematurely after government intervention. These crashes translated into the ZAR falling even before the South African markets opened.

Sex charges against top ANC official

By Peter Church 08-01-16 14:48

A complaint of sexual harassment has been laid against South Africa’s Deputy Minister of International Relations & Cooperation who is also the ANC Western Cape chairperson, Marius Fransman.

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Teachers: Netflix will ruin 2016 matric results

By Hansie Smit 08-01-16 10:07

JOHANNESBURG (In Other News) – Not everyone is happy about the arrival of Netflix in South Africa. Yesterday the National Professional Teachers’ Organisation of South Africa (NAPTOSA) slammed the streaming service claiming it could disrupt the class of 2016.

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